'Sup. My old account was Hagurumon, but lately a bunch of jerk chantards have been hijacking all my accounts and changing the passwords. It's a long story, but basically they think I'm a lulzcow just beause I have a bunch of weird fetishes and am all nerdy and stuff. There's a bunch of threads aboot me on an imageboard and posters have been trying to get me arrested for molesting my half-sister even though I can prove that I didn't, but of course they don't listen to a word I say.
It's also been floating around that I'm stalking someone, but that's not true either. The real story is that I met this girl Anna back in '05, fell in love with he